It's a sure thing!

Spongebob Love CaBob

What better way to say I love you than presenting your lover with a Spongebob love Cabob? It's a serving for two, so that's plenty for sharing and how much more romantic than strawberries and champagne? I mean really, duh. Besides that you get to see Spongebob in cupid regalia.

mmm...Titanium Dioxide, my fave.

And made in China, even better.

mmmmm....Special Valentine's Tasty Treaters

This year Walmart has a really nice selection of marshmallow gifts. They taste good, they look good and they are made in more than one country.

Take note of the slight bleeding of text. It hints at the moistness of the treat that awaits.

Remember to make sure your child is seated...that's really key.

Lots of things to note here. Lots of dyes. mmm, blue 1 and yellow 5, my favorite flavor. These are really international. Made in China, Argentina and back to China for packaging. They each should come with a mini marshmallow passport. Serious world travelers.

Take me home! I am such a satisfying treat!

AND...you'll really impress your Valentine (they're artisan crafted, no two are the same)

It's Beginning to look a lot like....

Valentines Day!

Nothing says extravagant romance like a half gallon jug of Sutter home and a velveteen heart filled with exquisite chocolates (in case you were wondering how much they are, they're $15).

In the days leading up to Valentines Day, we at Wearing Walmart are committed to our viewer's Valentines success. Tune in each day for new and enticing Valentines offerings.

If you follow our Valentines tips, it will be your best Valentines day ever in your whole entire life, guaranteed (or maybe possibly not). We're not guaranteeing anything.

Sultry Spongebob Seduction

With Valentines day only a week away, it's natural to think of romance. For occassions such as this, I go directly to the lingerie aisle at Walmart. Your sweetie-pie probably loves the Spongebob cartoon and nothing will get his attention like this little nightie.

Nothing says sexy like Spongbob. Victorias Secret's got nothing you.

amen.

Fancy a nightcap?

This snifter's big enough for two (Walmart of course, durhh).

;).

The Sunglasses Saga

Sherpa Kit

"Everything you need"...and so much more!

This Sherpa Wrap Kit is so fantastic. It's great because there are so many possibilities. At first you might feel dismayed when you open the kit containing "everything you need" and it is simply a piece of fabric, that's it. But it is really all you need. Let your imagination run wild with the possibilities of a piece of fabric. Yes, it is a bit expensive at $19.99, but has $19.99 ever brought you so much happiness? Prolly not.

Endless possibilities await!

Look at the joy in the journey the sherpa wrap kit has taken us on....

(oh and do we need to mention...yes, it does come in camo)

oooohhhh...so warm!

a formal affair or your local tribal meeting?

fresh out of depends? or trendy scarf?

toga party anyone? virgin Mary in the church nativity?

COVERED!

We love you sherpa wrap kit!

And yes, you were everything we needed.