It's 5 0'clock somewhere.....

It's hard to say what the actual intended purpose of the GIANT martini and wine glass is, but somehow it just felt soooo right to call a spade a spade;)

An Easter Offering

Takin' a Walk on the Wild Side!

Ever wanted to jazz up your Sunday wardrobe but weren't sure how? Well, problem solved. Walmart has a really nice line of animal print dresses that we found irresistible. You're gonna turn heads, big time. You may just bring Sunday service to a screeching halt as you make your fashionably late debut. Let the fashion speak for itself...

Arctic snow leopard print...so sophisticated

Jungle Giraffe gives you a Tarzan vs. Jane feeling

All That Glitters

Just when you thought glitter was just for your nights on the town, Walmart goes and makes a stunning blouse, perfect for ANY time of day, or night.

Close up, baby.

Comes in a blue and purple combo....niiiice!

And it's the middle of the day! Jeal?! We know you are!

Don't forget to pair it up with your super tight Miley Cyrus acid wash skinny jeans for the hipster look. There is no better combination in the fashion world than double knit polyester smattered with sequins and acid wash jeans.

Dear Miss Tina

Dear Miss Tina,

There is so much to say, where do we begin? Your velours are so soft and so slimming. Your snake skins are so classy. Your denim, how daring. Your flamboyant use of polyester satins, so stunning. You are so considerate of us little people on a budget, so kind and thoughtful, because you know how much we all love high fashion (but not as much as you, of course). For this we thank you.

Yours Truly,

Anne and Meg

This is a tiny skirt purse!

It's obvious why this little purse that looks like a denim skirt caught our eye. It's small and customizable. Everyone wears denim skirts so why not carry one as a handbag? Now you can, and you can decorate it however you desire. It will look so cute with anything you own.

Jazzin' it up, baybay!

It is uh-mazin'!

(My niece Zoe thinks that when you put your desires, written on tiny slips of paper, in the purse, they come true! And they do!)

Best Valentine's Lollipop Pretties

Our sister Allison came to visit us in an undisclosed location and she simply couldn't resist digging into the rose lollipops Anne bought for Valentine's Day. I know at first glance they look like real roses, but they are highly pigmented to look real and taste like purple or red. So delicious, beautiful and not awkward at all to eat. Not at all.

Nothing says "I Love You" more than a blue dog lollipop. Everything about it screams "You're the only one for me, you're my top dog, my best bitch." Don't take it offensively because he's not suggesting you look like dog, he's just blue dog crazy for you.