Beer Season!

I'm just gonna let this beaut speak for itself.....

The perfect wedding gift for your 3rd cousins 4th wedding!

Ever since you heard about your 3rd cousins upcoming nuptials, the fantasy/renaissance theme have had you in a tailspin. I know you've been racking your brains and searching every dollar general for weeks trying to find that ever elusive, perfect wedding gift to fit the fantastical themed wedding. Look no further! We at wearing Walmart have done the hard work for you. Let your heart and mind be at peace........

No, this castle is not on fire, it's burning incense. This smoking delight is brought to us by Walmart (let's not forget the smoking incense dragon from a previous post). It always amazes us how Walmart can provide the perfect gift for anyone, seriously.

(lovely renaissance family photo via awkwardfamilyphotos.com)

It's about time, I get the recognition I DESERVE!

Finally after almost 15 years! Success is mine! This mother's day I was awarded with the "coup-de-grace" of all mother's day gifts. There's only one store who can produce such a spectacular feat of mother's day fashion combined with words of affirmation .....that's right, Walmart! Thank you Walmart for making it possible for everyone who sees me wearing this beauty to know who I really am!

"The WORLD'S coolest Mom"!!!!!

It's mine, all mine! MUAHAHAHA! So take that, suckers!!! It's mine now and nobody can take it from me! I've got the t-shirt to prove it!

It's 5 0'clock somewhere.....

It's hard to say what the actual intended purpose of the GIANT martini and wine glass is, but somehow it just felt soooo right to call a spade a spade;)

An Easter Offering

Takin' a Walk on the Wild Side!

Ever wanted to jazz up your Sunday wardrobe but weren't sure how? Well, problem solved. Walmart has a really nice line of animal print dresses that we found irresistible. You're gonna turn heads, big time. You may just bring Sunday service to a screeching halt as you make your fashionably late debut. Let the fashion speak for itself...

Arctic snow leopard print...so sophisticated

Jungle Giraffe gives you a Tarzan vs. Jane feeling

All That Glitters

Just when you thought glitter was just for your nights on the town, Walmart goes and makes a stunning blouse, perfect for ANY time of day, or night.

Close up, baby.

Comes in a blue and purple combo....niiiice!

And it's the middle of the day! Jeal?! We know you are!

Don't forget to pair it up with your super tight Miley Cyrus acid wash skinny jeans for the hipster look. There is no better combination in the fashion world than double knit polyester smattered with sequins and acid wash jeans.