Beer Season!

I'm just gonna let this beaut speak for itself.....

The perfect wedding gift for your 3rd cousins 4th wedding!

Ever since you heard about your 3rd cousins upcoming nuptials, the fantasy/renaissance theme have had you in a tailspin. I know you've been racking your brains and searching every dollar general for weeks trying to find that ever elusive, perfect wedding gift to fit the fantastical themed wedding. Look no further! We at wearing Walmart have done the hard work for you. Let your heart and mind be at peace........

No, this castle is not on fire, it's burning incense. This smoking delight is brought to us by Walmart (let's not forget the smoking incense dragon from a previous post). It always amazes us how Walmart can provide the perfect gift for anyone, seriously.

(lovely renaissance family photo via awkwardfamilyphotos.com)

It's about time, I get the recognition I DESERVE!

Finally after almost 15 years! Success is mine! This mother's day I was awarded with the "coup-de-grace" of all mother's day gifts. There's only one store who can produce such a spectacular feat of mother's day fashion combined with words of affirmation .....that's right, Walmart! Thank you Walmart for making it possible for everyone who sees me wearing this beauty to know who I really am!

"The WORLD'S coolest Mom"!!!!!

It's mine, all mine! MUAHAHAHA! So take that, suckers!!! It's mine now and nobody can take it from me! I've got the t-shirt to prove it!

It's 5 0'clock somewhere.....

It's hard to say what the actual intended purpose of the GIANT martini and wine glass is, but somehow it just felt soooo right to call a spade a spade;)