Beer Season!

I'm just gonna let this beaut speak for itself.....

It's about time, I get the recognition I DESERVE!

Finally after almost 15 years! Success is mine! This mother's day I was awarded with the "coup-de-grace" of all mother's day gifts. There's only one store who can produce such a spectacular feat of mother's day fashion combined with words of affirmation .....that's right, Walmart! Thank you Walmart for making it possible for everyone who sees me wearing this beauty to know who I really am!

"The WORLD'S coolest Mom"!!!!!

It's mine, all mine! MUAHAHAHA! So take that, suckers!!! It's mine now and nobody can take it from me! I've got the t-shirt to prove it!

An Easter Offering

oh my gosh, i love texting!

Once again, Anne and I were overtaken by the cutsey-poo shirts at Walmart. Displayed on the shirts are phrases Anne and I use 24/7. I can't even tell you how many times in a day I say..."I love texting" and Anne probably says "OMG" (oh my gosh) like 50 bajillion times a day.

Anne is saying "Gee"

Perfect Shoes

First, I must apologize to those faithful followers for missing two days of posts. Let me begin making excuses. So, Anne is out of town, my mom is in town, I am helping to babysit 4 kids, I just started a new job and I lack discipline. Good? I thought so. Now, on to the good stuff....

You know, when I saw these I thought "finally, the shoes I never knew I needed in the color I never knew I wanted."

Perfect, just perfect.

Sunday Devotional - Cross Crafts

We hope you all will have a fabulous weekend. Anne and I know that ours will be good. We'll be having a special Sunday activity...foam cross crafts. Yes, you read that right. Walmart offers scads of clever crafts, and for the really spiritual (like us) they have religious foam thingys. This is one activity that the whole family can really get into.

Anne likes to have a large snifter of something while doing her cross crafts.

Wow, Anne is really good at this.

trashy...for realz

When we first glanced these boxer shorts it was love at first sight. It is so hard not let your imagination run wild with the implications of Oscar's face placed just so over the convenient fly and the appropriate message splayed across the buttocks.

This makes a perfect gift. So glad Walmart thought so too. Convenient To: and From: on the tag makes it so easy for giving, no need for wrapping even. Don't worry we've put this in our birthday stash, maybe it'll be for you.

Camo Conundrum

Have you ever been in the situation where you are putting on your best camo outfit and you think to yourself "if I only had a pair of camouflage shoes to complete this look". Well, problem solved. Bet you didn't check out the selection at Walmart, we did...check out these gems.

Amen.

bras...strike again!

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Disney's classic cartoon Bambi? A bra and panty set? Us too! In a pastel green and pink with everyone's favorite, Thumper, prominently displayed on your right breast. Hurry to your closest Walmart, these are going FAST. But honestly, in what scenario is this appropriate? We're not really sure.

Deerfoams - A Classic

Ever wish you could slip your foot into a hot loaf of bread, or a hoagie roll? Well, Deerfoams has brought us this classic slipper, and frankly it just makes us hungry. Hungry for more incredibly delicious slippers.

mmmmm...so hot!