Beer Season!

I'm just gonna let this beaut speak for itself.....

The perfect wedding gift for your 3rd cousins 4th wedding!

Ever since you heard about your 3rd cousins upcoming nuptials, the fantasy/renaissance theme have had you in a tailspin. I know you've been racking your brains and searching every dollar general for weeks trying to find that ever elusive, perfect wedding gift to fit the fantastical themed wedding. Look no further! We at wearing Walmart have done the hard work for you. Let your heart and mind be at peace........

No, this castle is not on fire, it's burning incense. This smoking delight is brought to us by Walmart (let's not forget the smoking incense dragon from a previous post). It always amazes us how Walmart can provide the perfect gift for anyone, seriously.

(lovely renaissance family photo via awkwardfamilyphotos.com)

It's about time, I get the recognition I DESERVE!

Finally after almost 15 years! Success is mine! This mother's day I was awarded with the "coup-de-grace" of all mother's day gifts. There's only one store who can produce such a spectacular feat of mother's day fashion combined with words of affirmation .....that's right, Walmart! Thank you Walmart for making it possible for everyone who sees me wearing this beauty to know who I really am!

"The WORLD'S coolest Mom"!!!!!

It's mine, all mine! MUAHAHAHA! So take that, suckers!!! It's mine now and nobody can take it from me! I've got the t-shirt to prove it!

It's 5 0'clock somewhere.....

It's hard to say what the actual intended purpose of the GIANT martini and wine glass is, but somehow it just felt soooo right to call a spade a spade;)

An Easter Offering

Takin' a Walk on the Wild Side!

Ever wanted to jazz up your Sunday wardrobe but weren't sure how? Well, problem solved. Walmart has a really nice line of animal print dresses that we found irresistible. You're gonna turn heads, big time. You may just bring Sunday service to a screeching halt as you make your fashionably late debut. Let the fashion speak for itself...

Arctic snow leopard print...so sophisticated

Jungle Giraffe gives you a Tarzan vs. Jane feeling

All That Glitters

Just when you thought glitter was just for your nights on the town, Walmart goes and makes a stunning blouse, perfect for ANY time of day, or night.

Close up, baby.

Comes in a blue and purple combo....niiiice!

And it's the middle of the day! Jeal?! We know you are!

Don't forget to pair it up with your super tight Miley Cyrus acid wash skinny jeans for the hipster look. There is no better combination in the fashion world than double knit polyester smattered with sequins and acid wash jeans.

Dear Miss Tina

Dear Miss Tina,

There is so much to say, where do we begin? Your velours are so soft and so slimming. Your snake skins are so classy. Your denim, how daring. Your flamboyant use of polyester satins, so stunning. You are so considerate of us little people on a budget, so kind and thoughtful, because you know how much we all love high fashion (but not as much as you, of course). For this we thank you.

Yours Truly,

Anne and Meg

This is a tiny skirt purse!

It's obvious why this little purse that looks like a denim skirt caught our eye. It's small and customizable. Everyone wears denim skirts so why not carry one as a handbag? Now you can, and you can decorate it however you desire. It will look so cute with anything you own.

Jazzin' it up, baybay!

It is uh-mazin'!

(My niece Zoe thinks that when you put your desires, written on tiny slips of paper, in the purse, they come true! And they do!)

Best Valentine's Lollipop Pretties

Our sister Allison came to visit us in an undisclosed location and she simply couldn't resist digging into the rose lollipops Anne bought for Valentine's Day. I know at first glance they look like real roses, but they are highly pigmented to look real and taste like purple or red. So delicious, beautiful and not awkward at all to eat. Not at all.

Nothing says "I Love You" more than a blue dog lollipop. Everything about it screams "You're the only one for me, you're my top dog, my best bitch." Don't take it offensively because he's not suggesting you look like dog, he's just blue dog crazy for you.

It's a sure thing!

Spongebob Love CaBob

What better way to say I love you than presenting your lover with a Spongebob love Cabob? It's a serving for two, so that's plenty for sharing and how much more romantic than strawberries and champagne? I mean really, duh. Besides that you get to see Spongebob in cupid regalia.

mmm...Titanium Dioxide, my fave.

And made in China, even better.

mmmmm....Special Valentine's Tasty Treaters

This year Walmart has a really nice selection of marshmallow gifts. They taste good, they look good and they are made in more than one country.

Take note of the slight bleeding of text. It hints at the moistness of the treat that awaits.

Remember to make sure your child is seated...that's really key.

Lots of things to note here. Lots of dyes. mmm, blue 1 and yellow 5, my favorite flavor. These are really international. Made in China, Argentina and back to China for packaging. They each should come with a mini marshmallow passport. Serious world travelers.

Take me home! I am such a satisfying treat!

AND...you'll really impress your Valentine (they're artisan crafted, no two are the same)

It's Beginning to look a lot like....

Valentines Day!

Nothing says extravagant romance like a half gallon jug of Sutter home and a velveteen heart filled with exquisite chocolates (in case you were wondering how much they are, they're $15).

In the days leading up to Valentines Day, we at Wearing Walmart are committed to our viewer's Valentines success. Tune in each day for new and enticing Valentines offerings.

If you follow our Valentines tips, it will be your best Valentines day ever in your whole entire life, guaranteed (or maybe possibly not). We're not guaranteeing anything.

Sultry Spongebob Seduction

With Valentines day only a week away, it's natural to think of romance. For occassions such as this, I go directly to the lingerie aisle at Walmart. Your sweetie-pie probably loves the Spongebob cartoon and nothing will get his attention like this little nightie.

Nothing says sexy like Spongbob. Victorias Secret's got nothing you.

amen.

Fancy a nightcap?

This snifter's big enough for two (Walmart of course, durhh).

;).

The Sunglasses Saga